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A TORTUOUS TIME IN THE HOUSE....

There are now male contestants in the house. Admittedly the caliber is just as horrifically bad as the females, but they are male none the less. I would take this opportunity to give you a brief lowdown on who they are, what they do etc. They are however all simply disgusting specimens, so I won’t waste my time and yours.

One of them hadn’t even HEARD of Shakespeare. I wouldn’t expect any of them to recite The Tempest from memory but that is ridiculous…

Charley: loves a good argument
Charly is still behaving like a psycho hose beast…

At least Big Brother has come round to the idea of torturing them all. They have not yet taken up my idea of an execution night instead of eviction night but forcing them to eat only slop is a step in the right direction. Sleep deprivation was a good way to soften them up for the food punishment but what’s the next step? I would lobby towards a vast array of paper cuts (on the fingers, ears and nose) with lemon juice and salt then applied liberally to the wounds. That will teach them some manners. Then bury them in the garden with only a tube to breathe through!


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