El Jefe is not amused by Celeb Big Brother
Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens. El Jefe is not impressed...
Another head of the Big Brother Hydra is about to raise it’s ugly head on our tv screens. The hackneyed Z list celebrities of yesterday will be desperately attempting to rejuvenate their deservedly flagging careers.
Personally I cannot see the fascination with this televisual veruca produced by Channel 4
Personally I cannot see the fascination with this televisual veruca produced by Channel 4. Extensive research into this phenomenon threw little light on to the magical hold this banal program has on your average Joe/Jordan public.
Having a fairly balanced attitude on life (I am generally always right). I am willing to give most things a go, at least once. And so with a sense of uneasiness and popping a couple of valium, I strapped myself in to my Lazyboy 3000 and prepared for an evening of brain candy and junk food.
Time and life passed before me, until suddenly the whole program took on a vaguely interesting turn. I caught an image of what might have been David Hasselhoff out of the corner of my eye. I say “might” as the image had more of a shorter, fatter, uglier brother of Michael Knight feel. I had heard rumours that “The Hoff” would be putting in a surprise appearance. Surely his tight, NASA fitted spandex pants and stomach corset do not have the capacity to allow the big man to stoop so low! However, my fears were allayed as I realised that it was actually Leo Sayer waddling across my 50inch flat screen. Yes ladies and gents 50inch! I believe it is the “Sony Grotesque” model and it took Leo quite a while to get off screen.
Since that brief moment of excitement, not a great deal could hold my attention apart from “Hot S club Seven Girl” and “Face” (who should win by the way. Let’s face it if Channel 4 has a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them maybe you can hire one of the A-Team). Bemused, befuddled and feeling a little nauseous from the whole event I struggled through five minutes of inane, imbecilic chat around the BB hot tub. However, I quickly changed the channel fearing that any more time spent allotted to this effluence would cause my eyes and ears to start bleeding. If I had not quickly changed over to “When Celebrity Dogs Attack the Pope 4” (for a far more fulfilling and worthwhile experience) I fear I would have perished. - El Jefe
